my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I AM BEGGING
This sounds like the start of some kind of romantic comedy.
dear god, let it be enough
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Post this in my ask box so I can get to know you better!!
I like this better. Pls do this! I like knowing about people :) honestly I won’t be annoyed
One of my favorite photo shoots…
people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas
wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope
this works so well damn ;o
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
Here, have a friendly reminder that Poland.