99 In The Shade

rivka-nikola:

ahcalamity:

ahcalamity:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I AM BEGGING

This sounds like the start of some kind of romantic comedy. 

congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Hey let’s try something not totally self-centered and get to know your followers

ruck-em-up:

electriclotus:

Post this in my ask box so I can get to know you better!!

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I like this better. Pls do this! I like knowing about people :) honestly I won’t be annoyed

neenne:

One of my favorite photo shoots…

follow the person i reblogged this from

pvntoufle:

jakelong95:

crunchier:

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

this works so well damn ;o

Reblog this if you read tags

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

majarysuje:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

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Here, have a friendly reminder that Poland.